The Smiley Whore Chronicles: PC Kicks Jerry's ASS!

The Smiley Whore Chronicles: PC Kicks Jerry's ASS!

As stepped off the launch from Wyndamere he couldn't believe his identity had been discovered.

His plans had been earlier in the day when and had outed him at the hospital in front of Port Charles' finest

For all the decisions and plans that had been over the course of the last 4 months, this was the first time he felt so .

He wasn't sure if staying in Port Charles was the smartest thing now because the cops would surely be after him . Of course this was nothing new to him considering he had been running from the for years. I guess a new face would be in order, after all this was his second. While that would solve the severity of his current situation he couldn't help but think of his brother and the problems he had unintentionally created for him and his new family.

He didn't know if could ever forgive him since he did technically try to his brother's now, new wife , friend , and destroy his , but he hoped he could in time because that's how things always worked between them . Knowing that he didn't need anyone but Jax, Jerry just walked on the pier trying to decide what his next move would be. As he came up on the docks he heard the familiar yet frantic voice of and as he turned to face her his instantly burned as it met the hand of an engraged red head.

"Jerry, how could you do this to me?", cried out hysterically.

Pulling her hand down from his face smiled and and said , "Lovely to see you Bobbie darling."

"How dare you engage me in this manner. Who the hell are you anyway? Have you forgotten that we were to be married years ago? Is this what you ultimately left me for? To become this enraged who into Port Charles, years later, to hurt and destroy the people I care about . You are a twisted and sick individual and I have no idea how you came from the same as ."

"Well, I can see you haven't changed a bit my dear . Still trying reconcile all the problems of this ungrateful town are you?"

"You know , I gave you the benefit of the doubt years ago. Even with the way things ended between us I still thought we had an underlying respect for one another. There is no logical for any of the things you have done and I'm unbelievably that you could threaten the life of my own . She didn't know who you are, but you know who she is, and there is no excuse for that. The Jerry I knew would never have done this. What happened to YOU?"

"Bobbie dear, the Jerry you knew doesn't exist anymore. So, and your emotions."

Feeling the anger boil up inside her , yet forming a slight grin on the outside , Bobbie reaches for Jerry's shoulders and as she rests her hands on them gently she says, "Jerry, dear, why don't you get over this!" and swiftly Bobbie lifts her right leg as she proceeds to Jerry in the groin. He instantly the ground and as she storms off Jerry lies there in excruciating pain.

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Trying to collect himself from his encounter with Bobbie, Jerry decides it might be best to head to see and deal with him

As he begins to rise from the ground he hears footsteps coming from either side of him. Looking up he sees the Police Commissioner to his left and his old buddy on his right.

Figuring this could be he jokes, "Well my, my if it isn't part of Dr. rescue squad. The hot-headed tempermental boyfriend and her law abiding Uncle. Are you here to arrest me Commissioner?"

Mac takes a step forward towards Jerry and looks him straight in the eye, "I'm not the Police Commissioner right now. In this moment I'm an Uncle and everything else goes out the window."

Turning to , Jerry says, "What about you Patty? Here for round 2 are we?"

"Sure, why not. Your a worthless piece of and I would enjoy hurting you with my bare hands. I guess you made a serious mis-calculation when you thought you'd come between . But, I wouldn't expect an unfeeling , such as yourself, to understand anything in the department. means everything to me you're going to pay for what you did."

Jerry then begins to move backward as the two men inch closer to him. As he tries to dodge Patrick, Mac reaches out for his arm and grabs him and shoves him up against the wall. "I'd love nothing more than to have kill you and that just tells you how angry I truly am. A police officer condoning mob violence. How twisted is that?"

Becoming increasingly impatient Patrick decides he just cannot take it anymore. Before Mac knows it Patrick has lunged for Jerry and now he has wrestled him to the ground. As Patrick continues to pound Jerry's face in Mac tries to pull him back, but Patrick won't have any of it. Jerry tries to slide out from underneath him, but he's unable to pry himself. With blood just streaming down his face, starts yelling threats at Patrick.

At Mac's suggestion Patrick finally backs off. "It's not worth it. Your a and you've got to protect your hands. That isn't going to get away with it. Don't worry. He's going back to for a long time."

As is free from Patrick's grasp, he manages to use the bench to pull himself up. "Well done Dr. Drake. I would have pegged you for a pathetic, weak, full of himself jerk but you've really done your Dr. Scorpio proud. The tiny doctor should be so lucky to have you defending her honor."

Just then a shot rings out. As all three men quickly turn they see hand a gun to as she is walking up.

The look on their faces say it all and Robin laughs and says, "Oh dear. Still pulling to the left. Hmmm better luck next time."

In a panic, Jerry bolts and chases after him.

Patrick walks over to and says, "Nice to see you adventure girl . You really are full of surprises aren't you?"

Reaching up and wrapping her arms around him Robin replies, "I'll do anything to protect you."

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Looking as though he has given Jason the slip , looks around and finds that he is on the Quartermaine estate. Remembering this place from his earlier years in Port Charles he decides to take a stroll through their infamous garden. As he walks up to the fountain he hears what sounds like
whispers or mumblings. Ignoring the chants he continues to stroll around, but the sounds become increasingly loud.
Losing his temper Jerry pulls out his gun and waves it around shouting directives.

Suddenly he feels a tap on the shoulder but when he turns there is no one there. Now just irritated Jerry starts to walk away.

Just then he hears moaning from within the fountain ....."You killed me. You killed me. You killed me." and it repeats over and over again.

knows someone is playing games with him and he demands whomever is hiding show their face, and suddenly a bright light appears. covers his eyes to block the rays and then instantly it disappears and standing before him in black, is .

"Your dead!" Jerry screams

"Ha Ha that's what you think." as waves his hand Jerry goes flying into the bushes.

"Oh, no. Not another beating." cries out Jerry

"Oh yes Jerry, and this time by a ghost no less."

Jerry repeatedly tries to run from Alan, but with no success. Alan continues waving his hand as Jerry flies through the air.

Eventually he lands on a rock and passes out.

As Alan stands above Jerry he says, "You took my life and now I pray someone takes yours. You took Oopsie Daisies away from me and for that alone I'll never forgive you."

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finally comes to and tries to shake off the ordeal. As his vision becomes clear he sees his brother standing before him.

"Jax, I was just coming to find you." Jerry says weakened.

"Really? That's interesting considering your current state. It looks to me like you were taking a bit of a now brother."

"No! Your friends, this town ... they have all been beating me up. Even that litte , she shot at me!"

"Jerry, I think your dellusional. I think all the things you did to people have clouded your mind and caused you to inflict trauma onto yourself. Perhaps a nice stay at Shadybrook is in order."

"Jax! Are you crazy? I am perfectly sane and well aware of what has been going on. This town is full of idiots and they believe they are going to get one up on me! They can think again because NO ONE gets the best of Jerry Jacks."

Jax turns as he sees 3 men in white coats approaching the scene. They have restraints and a jacket in hand. "Gentlemen, this is my brother and as his only family I wish to have him committed. You see he is really losing his mind. He has brought physical and mental pain on others as well as himself and I fear for his life if he is not treated immediately."

As the men begin to grab and restrain Jerry he shouts and pleads with to call off the the psych techs.

As Jerry is carted off Jax looks towards his brother and says, "Well, look at it this way Jerry this will save you from continual ass beatings from the rest of the Port Charles citizens that are lined up to hurt you. At least you can say your little brother saved you. It was either this or a personal from yours truly."

"Please Jax, we can work this out! I'm sorry I tried to kill your wife . Help me. Save me."

"Oh, but trust me Jerry, I am helping you. May you rot in psycho hell!"


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