TSWC: Scene Three: Town Meeting.

TSWC: Scene Three: Town Meeting.

Mayor Floyd made his way to the podium as the members of the community of Port Charles all took their seats. He had called this meeting to dispel of some the nasty rumors and myths that were going around their fare hamlet.

“May I have your attention please? I’d like to call this meeting to order.” Floyd said. “I called this meeting so that we could let the proverbial catout of the bag. It’s time for the truths to be told. And since she is so good at it, I’ve elected our very own Dr. Robin Scorpio to have that honor.”

“Thank you Mayor Floyd.” Robin said taking his place at the podium. “I’m truly honored to be the one that gets to set this town straight. I mean after all I did so well telling Michael and Spencer’s paternity secrets that it is only fair I spill the beans on the rest of you.”

“What gives you the right you A moral harpy?” Carly asked surging from her seat. “All you are good at is ruining people’s lives.”

“Not true.” Robin told her. “I just believe that honesty is the best policy and most of you in this room aren’t strong enough to do it, so I will.”

“You think you are so high and mighty don’t you?” Carly said. “You are just a big fat tattle tale who doesn’t know when to keep her mouth shut.”

“Sit down and shut up .” Sonny said. “Let Robin say her peace.”

“Thank you Sonny.” Robin said.

“Can we get started please? I have some constituents I still need to piss off today.” Floyd said.



“Shall we start with you Mayor Floyd? I mean come on no one likes you. Not a single person in this room even cares that you are the mayor. Hell when Luke was the mayor at least we got results and that you pulled at the Metro Court during the hostage situation. Please my cousin’s dog could have done a better job. I so think that you deserved way more than the punch Patrick gave you.” Robin said. “Now on to other things. Lucky, the night of the blackout Liz spent it doing Jason and Jacob is his. Hence the initials J.M., and he’s known since the hostage crisis which is why he’s always lurking around.”

“Is that true?” Lucky asked as he stood up and glared at Jason.

“Yes.” Liz said as the tears started.

“Well hallelujah.” Lulu said. “At least I don’t have to keep that in anymore.”

“You knew?” Lucky asked his sister.

“Um yeah, Spinnelli found out, but Carly and Jason told me not to tell you.”

“Now there is a shocker.” Robin said. “Carly can you not stay out of other peoples lives? I mean it’s not like yours is out of its own drama.”

“Shut up you self righteous twit.” Carly said.

“ Carly.” Robin said. “How does it feel always getting Brenda’s leftovers? I mean she had Sonny and Jax first and now you’ve managed to marry them both. You do realize that there are maybe only a handful of guys in this town you haven’t at one point or another slept with or tried to sleep with. I mean whose next Edward?”

“And Lulu, I can’t believe after everything you picked Carly to be your role model. Seducing Dillon away from Georgie.” Robin said. “I’m sure Carly gave you that advice. Now you have three idiots following you around, but instead of actually going for one of them, you are going after Logan, because you think he’s what a hot bad boy? Don’t think so. He’s actually the son of the man trying to take your mother away from your father.”

“What?” Lulu says.

“Yes. Logan is Scott Baldwin’s son.” Robin said. “I mean you can tell just by looking at him. Oh and the way he acts. He’s as slimy as his father. Oh and Logan you are so no where near bad boy enough to work for Sonny. No Sonny likes them unresponsive, you can actually talk not just blink , and you won’t work. Plus the job of borg has been filled for years by Jason.”

When no one made any sound of protest Robin continued.

“, you aren’t seriously defending the that not only shot me, held half of the people in this room hostage, tried to poison Nik, set Emily up for treason and tried to Alexis are you?” She asked. “I mean come on. I know he’s your brother and all, but he’s . He’s not the natured man that almost ; nope he’s a cold blooded that needs to . I think now would be a good time for you to let and do what they do best, kill people. I mean who here doesn’t know that Sonny and Jason killed Lorenzo for Skye? Anyone? Didn’t think so.”

“That is enough.” Mayor Floyd said standing up.

“Um nope, not done yet.” Robin said. “Patrick, you know I you and all, but flirting with every that comes into the room is not the best way to make sure that I stay with you. You want me to move in with you and commit to you; try being less Patrick and more the man that over me while I was bleeding to death in the lobby. Ok sweetie.”

“Oh and Sam” said. “Amelia is not your friend, neither is for that matter, but Amelia wants you dead, seems as Angela Monroe, ya know the alias that Tracy found out about, you killed her dear old daddy. So she’s here to make sure you pay. Maybe she will deflate your breast first and then shoot you with the same shotgun you used to kill her abusive alcoholic father. Who knows, and frankly only Spinelli and maybe would care. That is if you could get Jason away from and her suddenly genormous boobs.”

, Anything else?," asks Mayor Floyd .

“Let’s see” robin thinks. “Oh Carly, Sonny is Amelia. Just thought you should know. I think I’m done now.”

“What about you miss ?” Carly says standing up.

“What is it I have done Carly?”

“You ruined .” She said. “You took him away from his lifestyle and made him some whipped sick .”

“So in other words, I made sure he wouldn’t be your next victim?” Robin asked as she moved towards Patrick.

“Babe I haven’t slept with Brenda, she wouldn’t want me.” Patrick said with a .

“That is true.” Robin agreed with a as she took Patrick’s offered hand and led him out of the building.

“Ok before the I herby adjourn the meeting.” Mayor Floyd said before running from the room.


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