Patrick: Did I tell you how sexy that sleuthing hat looks on you
Robin: Dr. Drake, are you hitting on your wife, in the middle of the workplace, in the bright light of day
Patrick: Yes, I am, and I happen to know there's a storage closet that's unoccupied right over there
[Andrea Floyd approaches]
Robin: Duty calls
Patrick: Listen, it's very sweet that you're trying to prove Alexis' innocence, but we need to leave this to professionals
Robin: Wait a minute, a second ago you had my back...did my uncle Mac say something to you?
Patrick: No, Uncle Mac didn't say -
Robin: Now you're lying to your wife, you should be ashamed of yourself
Spinelli: Greetings. Um, is the proud patriarch here?
Patrick: He's here, all right. Here. You're gonna need this [hands him a beer].
Spinelli: Oh, actually, it's not necessary. I'm fueled by the intoxication of love.
Patrick: Oh? Well, good luck with that.
Mac: Put that ring on her finger, and I'll have you arrested.
Maxie: Spinelli, don't worry. He can't really arrest you.
Patrick: As a matter of fact, he can. Is that pot roast I smell?
Robin: You know what little girl, I hope that you find someone as great as Spinelli someday
Patrick: Yeah. Just a little less weird though, okay?
Robin: You know what, when you grow up, you have to marry a man just like daddy. Fearless, kind, sexy
Patrick: Thank you
Robin: And he has to treat you like queen of the world
Patrick; Yes, but when you're old enough...which...I think is going to be never
Robin: Oh come on, don't you want your daughter to be as happy as we are?
Patrick: How do we know if it's the right guy
Robin: We won't, she will, just like I did
Patrick: Robin I don't like the idea of you dragging Emma into the middle of this
Robin: My mom used to take me along all the time to solve small cases, besides Emma has a predisposition, to solving crime, right? So we're just gonna go with that
Patrick: Robin, I get the whole Devane-Scorpio mystery solving gene, but I don't want you to get in the middle of something you can't get out of
credit to scrubs.new-heart.org for screencaps and tvmegasite for transcripts