The Latest Memorable Scrubs Quotes

Robin and Patrick have some of the best dialogue...check out which ones we thought were the best of the latest scenes....

Patrick: Did I tell you how sexy that sleuthing hat looks on you

Robin: Dr. Drake, are you hitting on your wife, in the middle of the workplace, in the bright light of day

Patrick: Yes, I am, and I happen to know there's a storage closet that's unoccupied right over there

[Andrea Floyd approaches]

Robin: Duty calls

Patrick: Listen, it's very sweet that you're trying to prove Alexis' innocence, but we need to leave this to professionals

Robin: Wait a minute, a second ago you had my back...did my uncle Mac say something to you?

Patrick: No, Uncle Mac didn't say -

Robin: Now you're lying to your wife, you should be ashamed of yourself

Spinelli: Greetings. Um, is the proud patriarch here?

Patrick: He's here, all right. Here. You're gonna need this [hands him a beer].

Spinelli: Oh, actually, it's not necessary. I'm fueled by the intoxication of love.

Patrick: Oh? Well, good luck with that.

Mac: Put that ring on her finger, and I'll have you arrested.

Maxie: Spinelli, don't worry. He can't really arrest you.

Patrick: As a matter of fact, he can. Is that pot roast I smell?

Robin: You know what little girl, I hope that you find someone as great as Spinelli someday

[Emma babbles]

Patrick: Yeah. Just a little less weird though, okay?

Robin: You know what, when you grow up, you have to marry a man just like daddy. Fearless, kind, sexy

Patrick: Thank you

Robin: And he has to treat you like queen of the world

Patrick; Yes, but when you're old enough...which...I think is going to be never

Robin: Oh come on, don't you want your daughter to be as happy as we are?

Patrick: How do we know if it's the right guy

Robin: We won't, she will, just like I did

Patrick: Robin I don't like the idea of you dragging Emma into the middle of this

Robin: My mom used to take me along all the time to solve small cases, besides Emma has a predisposition, to solving crime, right? So we're just gonna go with that

Patrick: Robin, I get the whole Devane-Scorpio mystery solving gene, but I don't want you to get in the middle of something you can't get out of

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